Sinxenmum is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, idiotic gerbil.

Sinxenmum created energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinxenmum, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sinxenmum, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Sinxenmum's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Sinxenmum's Holy Commandments

1. Sinxenmum loves foxes, so they must be respected.

2. You must love Sinxenmum.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Fast once a month.