Titlikjipbud is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, intelligent snail.

Titlikjipbud created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Titlikjipbud, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Titlikjipbud, he will boil you in a big pot.

Titlikjipbud's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Titlikjipbud's Holy Commandments

1. Titlikjipbud loves snails, so they must be respected.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Titlikjipbud on top of important buildings.

4. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

5. Seals are not to be trusted.