Yamhonpogquafhassagarm is a god.

It takes the form of a large, dishonest coyote.

Yamhonpogquafhassagarm created the cosmos three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamhonpogquafhassagarm, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yamhonpogquafhassagarm, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Yamhonpogquafhassagarm's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Yamhonpogquafhassagarm's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not hurt pigs.