Butsintad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, staggering crab.

Butsintad created Mount Everest four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Butsintad, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Butsintad, she will turn you into a frog.

Butsintad's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Butsintad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

2. Never sit near pigs.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Snakes are not to be trusted.