Gilstikwabrilfabfotwonlen is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, conceited grasshopper.

Gilstikwabrilfabfotwonlen created the Tadpole Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilstikwabrilfabfotwonlen, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gilstikwabrilfabfotwonlen, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gilstikwabrilfabfotwonlen's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Gilstikwabrilfabfotwonlen's Holy Commandments

1. Gilstikwabrilfabfotwonlen must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never sit in the presence of sharks.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Never mention doves.