Jonyamkar Waploopbap is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, selfish rat.

Jonyamkar Waploopbap created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jonyamkar Waploopbap, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jonyamkar Waploopbap, she will destroy your home planet.

Jonyamkar Waploopbap's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Jonyamkar Waploopbap's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always treat dogs with great respect.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not drink alcohol.