Zancetstig is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, selfish sheep.

Zancetstig created an atom seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Zancetstig, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zancetstig, it will strike you with lightening.

Zancetstig's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Zancetstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Always take life seriously.