Stermin is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, impressive jellyfish.

Stermin created the cosmos three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stermin, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Stermin, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Stermin's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Stermin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed wheat to rats while wearing pink scarves.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Stermin on top of all buildings.

3. Run away if three whales approach from the east.

4. You must never eat apples.

5. Always wear blue.