Flagtifveg is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sapient dragonfly.

Flagtifveg created the cosmos seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Flagtifveg, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Flagtifveg, it will jump up and down on your head.

Flagtifveg's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Flagtifveg's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not take Flagtifveg's name in vain.

5. Erect nine copper sculptures of Flagtifveg on top of important buildings.