Hasganjig is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, idiotic eagle.

Hasganjig created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Hasganjig, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hasganjig, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Hasganjig's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Hasganjig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. You must love Hasganjig.

3. Do not speak about lentils.

4. Do not hurt mites.

5. Never eat cherries.