Paklatmid is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, idiotic skunk.

Paklatmid created the universe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Paklatmid, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Paklatmid, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Paklatmid's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Paklatmid's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never go into cyan rooms.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.