Lindubfut is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, egotistical camel.

Lindubfut created Mount Everest five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lindubfut, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lindubfut, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Lindubfut's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Lindubfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Feed all hungry squirrels.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.