Wabcabbestdobdunhigbell is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, cheerful lobster.

Wabcabbestdobdunhigbell created the world eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wabcabbestdobdunhigbell, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wabcabbestdobdunhigbell, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Wabcabbestdobdunhigbell's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Wabcabbestdobdunhigbell's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry badgers.

2. Run away if nine shrews approach from the south.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.