Ingsandstan is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-confident wren.

Ingsandstan created Europe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingsandstan, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ingsandstan, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Ingsandstan's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Ingsandstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. You must love Ingsandstan.

4. Erect six platinum sculptures of Ingsandstan on top of important buildings.

5. Never go into black rooms.