Bumbonyart is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, blissful parrot.

Bumbonyart created bats two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumbonyart, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bumbonyart, she will remove you from existence.

Bumbonyart's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Bumbonyart's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not kill turtles.

3. Always look after injured hamsters.

4. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.