Babrullhabmif Quimmigdab is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, benevolent wyrm.

Babrullhabmif Quimmigdab created energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babrullhabmif Quimmigdab, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Babrullhabmif Quimmigdab, she will turn you into a mole.

Babrullhabmif Quimmigdab's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Babrullhabmif Quimmigdab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always help monkeys in need.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Feed all hungry foxes.