Dod is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonourable badger.

Dod created oxygen three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dod, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dod, she will jump up and down on your head.

Dod's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Dod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never hurt seals.

4. Never mention aardvarks.

5. Do not cook food in pots.