Gongemzim is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, strong squirrel.

Gongemzim created matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gongemzim, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gongemzim, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Gongemzim's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Gongemzim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six silver sculptures of Gongemzim on top of important buildings.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Gongemzim.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.