Bamkappopsug Rapbimzod is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciful ferret.

Bamkappopsug Rapbimzod created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamkappopsug Rapbimzod, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bamkappopsug Rapbimzod, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Bamkappopsug Rapbimzod's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bamkappopsug Rapbimzod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Never skip in the presence of tapirs.

4. Never go into blue rooms.

5. Never pour water over plants.