Fubfigvabappgumjamtiflad is a god.

He takes the form of a large, unjust bee.

Fubfigvabappgumjamtiflad created dark matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fubfigvabappgumjamtiflad, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fubfigvabappgumjamtiflad, he will remove you from existence.

Fubfigvabappgumjamtiflad's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Fubfigvabappgumjamtiflad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never think ill of sick moths.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fubfigvabappgumjamtiflad.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.