Cetzigflam is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, passionate swan.

Cetzigflam created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Cetzigflam, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cetzigflam, she will turn you into a dog.

Cetzigflam's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Cetzigflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cetzigflam.