Fargetdon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, selfish raven.

Fargetdon created Europe two million years ago.

If you believe in Fargetdon, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fargetdon, he will send you a sign.

Fargetdon's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Fargetdon's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never mention snakes.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fargetdon.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never eat garlic.