Begbitsad is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unselfish crocodile.

Begbitsad created the Sun nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Begbitsad, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Begbitsad, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Begbitsad's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Begbitsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peanuts.

2. Feed all hungry doves.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.