Quafsigjapgamdodnullvig is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-powerful rat.

Quafsigjapgamdodnullvig created an up quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafsigjapgamdodnullvig, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quafsigjapgamdodnullvig, it will try to impress you with trees.

Quafsigjapgamdodnullvig's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Quafsigjapgamdodnullvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.