Wandamhab Liststigmut Vonbunsakfab is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, strong seal.

Wandamhab Liststigmut Vonbunsakfab created dark matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wandamhab Liststigmut Vonbunsakfab, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wandamhab Liststigmut Vonbunsakfab, she will turn you into a frog.

Wandamhab Liststigmut Vonbunsakfab's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Wandamhab Liststigmut Vonbunsakfab's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Wandamhab Liststigmut Vonbunsakfab five times a day.

2. Never talk about sheep.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Do not take Wandamhab Liststigmut Vonbunsakfab's name in vain.