Wabgumhan is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, selfish hippopotamus.

Wabgumhan created a charm quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wabgumhan, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wabgumhan, he will curse you with boils.

Wabgumhan's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Wabgumhan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

4. Always help sick voles.

5. Never write about amino acids.