Legfenjon Flangutbop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, capable hyena.

Legfenjon Flangutbop created dark matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Legfenjon Flangutbop, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Legfenjon Flangutbop, she will turn you into a dog.

Legfenjon Flangutbop's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Legfenjon Flangutbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Do not kill doves.