Karpadbeg Sog is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, omniscient zebra.

Karpadbeg Sog created a photon seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Karpadbeg Sog, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Karpadbeg Sog, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Karpadbeg Sog's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Karpadbeg Sog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.