Sigpitsisdut is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, competent
camel.
Sigpitsisdut created the solar system seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sigpitsisdut, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Sigpitsisdut, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Sigpitsisdut's most sacred site is Wukan in China.
Sigpitsisdut's Holy Commandments1. Show mercy to disobedient children.
2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sigpitsisdut.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.