Sigpitsisdut is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, competent camel.

Sigpitsisdut created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigpitsisdut, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sigpitsisdut, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sigpitsisdut's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Sigpitsisdut's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sigpitsisdut.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.