Rutpascanlog is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, generous rhinoceros.

Rutpascanlog created the Virgo Supercluster six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutpascanlog, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rutpascanlog, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Rutpascanlog's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Rutpascanlog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Never think ill of sick foxes.

4. Put Rutpascanlog first in all things.

5. Worship no other gods but Rutpascanlog.