Zanfudsis is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, capable clam.

Zanfudsis created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Zanfudsis, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zanfudsis, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Zanfudsis' most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Zanfudsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. You must never eat lemons.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Ants are not to be trusted.

5. Feed all hungry frogs.