Bellfodwabquillig is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, amazing ant.

Bellfodwabquillig created the solar system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellfodwabquillig, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bellfodwabquillig, she will turn you into a tree.

Bellfodwabquillig's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Bellfodwabquillig's Holy Commandments

1. Bellfodwabquillig loves eagles, so they must be respected.

2. Never sing near goats.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not laugh in public.