Banvanhan is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, generous hamster.

Banvanhan created water nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Banvanhan, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Banvanhan, it will cry a lot.

Banvanhan's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Banvanhan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Do not drink alcohol.