Begbissyar is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, cheerful fairy.

Begbissyar created Mount Everest eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Begbissyar, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Begbissyar, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Begbissyar's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Begbissyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about wheat.

2. Run away if five snakes approach from the west.

3. Always look after injured manatees.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not commit murder.