Gilmeglanarn is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, temperamental bear.

Gilmeglanarn created snails eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gilmeglanarn, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gilmeglanarn, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gilmeglanarn's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Gilmeglanarn's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four cats approach from the north.

2. Do not eat onions.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never paint your chest black.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.