Bamfudrut is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awesome yak.

Bamfudrut created the Sombrero Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Bamfudrut, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bamfudrut, it will destroy your home solar system.

Bamfudrut's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Bamfudrut's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bamfudrut.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Never think ill of sick goats.

5. Do not eat peanuts.