Tettigonnad is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, impressive hedgehog.

Tettigonnad created an atom five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tettigonnad, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tettigonnad, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Tettigonnad's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Tettigonnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always obey Tettigonnad's priests.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Tettigonnad.