Wonbiffeb is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unfair frog.

Wonbiffeb created viruses six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonbiffeb, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wonbiffeb, it will manifest in front of you.

Wonbiffeb's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Wonbiffeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

2. Never jump in the presence of seals.

3. Never go into white rooms.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.