Dibbamlop Tapgetzan is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, weak dryad.

Dibbamlop Tapgetzan created the planet Venus four years ago.

If you believe in Dibbamlop Tapgetzan, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dibbamlop Tapgetzan, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Dibbamlop Tapgetzan's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Dibbamlop Tapgetzan's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dibbamlop Tapgetzan.

5. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.