Cubmidvonlist is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, passionate clam.

Cubmidvonlist created a bottom quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cubmidvonlist, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cubmidvonlist, he will send you a sign.

Cubmidvonlist's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Cubmidvonlist's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine snails approach from the south.

2. You must never eat oranges.

3. Never paint your neck pink.

4. Always treat frogs with great respect.

5. Never wear kilts.