Zedfadcan is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, vain swallow.

Zedfadcan created Asia eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Zedfadcan, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zedfadcan, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Zedfadcan's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Zedfadcan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Feed all hungry ducks.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.