Yart is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, loving dragon.

Yart created everything that exists five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yart, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yart, she will turn you into a mole.

Yart's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Yart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not hurt doves.

3. Hide if six capybaras approach from the south.

4. Put Yart first in all things.

5. Do not wear turquoise clothing.