Jigvedril is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, two-faced warg.

Jigvedril created the world eight million years ago.

If you believe in Jigvedril, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jigvedril, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Jigvedril's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Jigvedril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. You must never eat carrots.

3. Do not kill mites.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Jigvedril.

5. Never think about planets.