Lengudpop Labcantal is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, two-faced porpoise.

Lengudpop Labcantal created Mount Everest five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lengudpop Labcantal, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Lengudpop Labcantal, it will turn you into a sheep.

Lengudpop Labcantal's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Lengudpop Labcantal's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Lengudpop Labcantal.

2. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lengudpop Labcantal.

4. Do not eat apples.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.