Hunhittamhab is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, unsympathetic parrot.

Hunhittamhab created an up quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunhittamhab, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hunhittamhab, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Hunhittamhab's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Hunhittamhab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Hunhittamhab.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Respect your elders.