Banfomsit is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, unthinking zebra.

Banfomsit created the universe three million years ago.

If you believe in Banfomsit, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Banfomsit, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Banfomsit's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Banfomsit's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Retreat if eight squirrels approach from the north.

4. Never feed figs to sheep while wearing yellow scarves.

5. Run away from gray rats, for they are unholy.