Larpjadfon is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, egotistical gerbil.

Larpjadfon created the planet Jupiter two years ago.

If you believe in Larpjadfon, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Larpjadfon, she will strike you with lightening.

Larpjadfon's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Larpjadfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always treat cats with great respect.

4. Worship no other gods but Larpjadfon.

5. Larpjadfon must be the most important thing in your life.