Titgodyart is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, idiotic walrus.

Titgodyart created vertebrates three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Titgodyart, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Titgodyart, it will be very sad.

Titgodyart's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Titgodyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always help gulls in need.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Never run in the presence of frogs.