Kadrilyattlargpophabhudtar is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, compassionate cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Kadrilyattlargpophabhudtar created dark matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadrilyattlargpophabhudtar, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kadrilyattlargpophabhudtar, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Kadrilyattlargpophabhudtar's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Kadrilyattlargpophabhudtar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt snails.

2. Never sing near bats.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Always obey Kadrilyattlargpophabhudtar's priests.