Sidkonhas is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, clever manatee.

Sidkonhas created time and space three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidkonhas, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sidkonhas, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sidkonhas' most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Sidkonhas' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear stockings.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not kill horses.

5. Never hurt voles.